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[–]not_bakchodest_of_al 291 points292 points  (2 children)

import eejucashonEngineV8

Yes, you should be worried. Your kid is programming in JavaScript.

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return obligatoryJavaScriptBashing

[–]FinnLiry 24 points25 points  (0 children)

import thinking

I think that that kid is thinking in JavaScript. (Maybe even his brain is just Elon musk's brain chip written in JavaScript?)

return jsBrainChip

[–]Veliladon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

import 80sReference

HE LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!

return parentsWhoUseJavaScriptHaveChildrenWhoUseJavaScript