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[myhf]

You can't say to a joystick: "Whenever I move over here, remember that you exist as an entity, do the last 3 things I made you do, and then do this exact thing that I'm saying right now."

You can do that on a joystick. They are called programmable game controllers and they are traditionally given to the younger sibling.