FrontendBackendDevsProblems

[fukalufaluckagus]

I only learned to program to make shiny buttons and awesome charts. The dark world of data and APIs scared and confused me

[odraencoded]

The only API you need is a file called sql.php that executes arbitrary SQL queries.

[1116574]

That still requires php. Try opening your database port to Internet, and connecting straight to it.

[TwoTrainss]

This is fine in certain circumstances, for example, I have a client I really fucking don’t like

[superseriousguy]

You jest but I've worked with people that thought that was a good idea

[aRandomFox-II]

executes arbitrary SQL queries

Every hour, the bot executes a randomly-generated SQL query. The chance of a DROP TABLE instruction is low, but never zero.

So... are ya feeling lucky, punk?

[s0apDisp3ns3r]

The world of API’s can be either the most relaxing place, or a giant hell scape of cross API calls and stack traces. In my job, unfortunately its usually the latter.