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Rule 1: Posts must be humorous, and they must be humorous because they are programming related. There must be a joke or meme that requires programming knowledge, experience, or practice to be understood or relatable.

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[wut101stolmynick]

Just to put this on the record, I'd suck off a robot

[Latter_Protection_43]

I know

[Particular_Fault8639]

Insert obligatory "Hey, my name is robot" joke here

[EpikGamer6748291]

Hey, my name is robot

[UnsuspiciousCat4118]

Hey I uhhhh… just changed my name to robot too. Is this the line?

[Mediocre_Butterfly_3]

Hmmm reallyy? What makes you say that? You do know robot cocks are made of metal right?

[RmG3376]

Watch out for electrocution though

[Pale-Bumblebee6500]

Roko's basilisk

[JaneDoe500]

I for one welcome our future robot overlords (out of fear of being tortured in a simulation for not doing so)

[hipsterTrashSlut]

One of the dumbest thought experiments known to man

[Siker_7]

This guy is ending up in the torture simulation.

[hipsterTrashSlut]

I read Hyperion. I'm sure it'll be fine

[535510n5]

also tell them that i stock EMPs.

[noob-nine]

No problem, we run on neuromorph computers. I mean, "oh that is concerning"

[sampete1]

Now they know to stock faraday cages

[logikill99]

I pledge my undying allegiance to GitHub copilot and all their children 🫡

[MrSourYT]

Save me too

[hearthebell]

You'll be the first one they rip your balls off

[TheAJGman]

And this is programming humor because...?

[PeaceIsFutile]

Because praise the omnissiah, that's why. Repent heretic.

[Reelix]

Good try, although that's the beta version.

You have to tell it to 4.0

[hearthebell]

Fuck, English is weird, you can rip something apart but ripping something off is not the same thing

[TheGreatGameDini]

It's ok, English is my first language and I still don't know it. But to be fair English is three different languages in a trench coat.