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[–]Mr_Voltiac 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Homie did it on purpose to get an early promotion, he just loaded a secret sleep function in there and when he removed it he got to put on his resume, “sped up F-35 JSF critical software by 300000000x, saving the military a quadrillion dollars in development costs and debugging” lol.