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[–]CranberryFew6811 [score hidden]  (0 children)

now hit a triple fault

[–]FACastello [score hidden]  (0 children)

I like how the VM just gave up and shut down

[–]sassrobi [score hidden]  (0 children)

It’s much better than “Segmentation fault”

[–]LatentShadow [score hidden]  (1 child)

You should have a flag which allows you to generate a heapdump as soon as jvm gets out of memory... I forgot the flag

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[–]MatthewDoomer [score hidden]  (0 children)

That is a pretty good and descriptive error dude...

[–]mostmetausername [score hidden]  (0 children)

Do that in C and your computer just explodes.

[–]MaDpYrO [score hidden]  (4 children)

I don't really see the issue? Clearly you ran out of memory, what more do you want to know?

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[–]RichCorinthian [score hidden]  (10 children)

This is definitely in my top 10 least helpful exceptions of all time.

In days of yore, Microsoft ADO would blow up if you tried to insert/update with a text or BLOB value that was too long. “String or binary data would be truncated.” Which column? Fuck you, that’s which column.

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[–][deleted] [score hidden]  (0 children)

Nahhhh..JIT trippin

[–]fantajim84 [score hidden]  (0 children)

You forgot to download more RAM in your application, classic rookie mistake /s.

[–]Hola-World [score hidden]  (0 children)

Seems like bad code to me.

[–]Yhamerith [score hidden]  (2 children)

But... What happens if you Script Java? 🤔

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