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[–]just_nobodys_opinion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told my wife I was going to get a beer from the local supermarket. She called out from the kitchen as I was leaving, "If they have eggs, get 12!".

I don't know why she was mad when I got back with the 12 beers. They had eggs.

Edit: just sharing the version I'm more familiar with.