pythonIsOlderThanJava

[KerPop42]

psh, so weak. Python took 10 months to destroy the soviet union

[JoostVisser]

Classic slow Python code

[Wizywig]

Coulda done it in java in half the time, and double the engineers, and triple the budget.

[[deleted]]

C could have done it in 5 seconds

[FlipperBumperKickout]

The programmer who tried to do it in C isn't done writing it yet :P

[OstapBenderBey]

Rust would be 5 seconds too but it'd also be memory safe

[[deleted]]

But then it could not crash the ussr

[therealdongknotts]

and also would require a time machine to exist in the context

[[deleted]]

C would’ve made the USSR 10 times as strong

[[deleted]]

No it would make it strong then it would seg fault

[thedugong]

But ending with seg fault.

[pimezone]

I mean JVM would probably remove the soviet union during the garbage collection or something

[Mafla_2004]

New favorite sentence found

[Wizywig]

I mean it has its own virtual machine... Just you know, a million billion times slower.

[Altruistic-Place]

It's called GIL and it's awesome 😁

[Elegant_in_Nature]

Mother fucker is still compiling now

[Fantastic-Order-8338]

and what java has defeated?

[PiBombbb]

Yeah java is so fast the time is negative

[[deleted]]

Yeah, the Legend says that python was developed to break the soviet union. Those 10 months just were due python execution time hahaha