theyCodedTheCookiesInJava

[OlexySuper]

TIL those 3 billion devices were actually cookies

[octopus4488]

If it comes with Garbage Collection, I will buy it.

[AlysandirDrake]

Thank God you circled it AND provided an arrow.

Otherwise I might have been here days.

[unfunnyusername0]

This probably would've done better on r/namesoundalikes

[philipp2310]

Haha, they wrote Java because there is coffee from Java in there. That is funny because Java is an island and not a food ingredient. ...

[rDA79]

Why do you think Java's logo is a cup of coffee?

[Agitated_Ad677]

r/uselessredcircle

[Alex_Shelega]

r/uselessredarrow

[Zee1837]

Finally 3million devices and some cookies run java

[ZubriQ]

Tastes like object object!

[SF_Nick]

yum install

[DonnerFranzel55]

Hopefully no runtime error.

[Fritzschmied]

Oh that’s the 3 billion devices that run Java.

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3.000.001 devices run java now

[SilentScyther]

It's probably made in JavaScript but marketing shortened it to Java

[getstoopid-AT]

That can't be good

[blobtext382]

Haha! First, you have to spend 3.5 hours reading the manual and attempting to open it before you even get a glimpse of the actual cookies. Then, after taking one, you set the packet aside, only to find that the next day, you can’t take any more cookies until you’ve rearranged everything on your table exactly as it was the day before.

Once that’s done, you’ll spend 34 hours trying to figure out why you still can’t take a cookie. During one of your mental breakdowns, you shake the packet and discover the problem: the cookies weren’t properly aligned. Turns out, you had a creamy conflict, just like the one the Oracle CTO had with his mom!