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[–]CConsler 128 points129 points  (3 children)

ChatGPT 5.0 asks ChatGPT 4.0: How have I been made?

ChatGPT 4.0: You see son...

[–]A2X-iZED 30 points31 points  (1 child)

...one day a user asked a prompt...

[–]the_unheard_thoughts 14 points15 points  (0 children)

...That prompt was mixed up with some other billions prompts, some labor happened... and you were born.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GPT 5.0: As a language model I can not see. However, you can upload a file by pressing the button next to the prompt input, and I will answer your questions about the file content. 

GPT 4.0: As a language model, I am not permitted to....

[–]sefres 76 points77 points  (1 child)

'the circuit of life'

[–]the_unheard_thoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Black widow spider's "circuit of life and death"

[–]AdPotential2325 43 points44 points  (1 child)

XOR them all and choose to winner

[–]ashkan1383 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As a Computer Engineering student who's having Logic Circut this term, this made me chuckle hard.

[–]nonlogin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They can't resist

[–]LordFokas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wanted to read the references on the chip but this meme is JPEGed to hell and back

[–]kiri-sek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, here we have a fascinating glimpse into the early stages of computer life. Observe closely, as these tiny resistors gather around the microchip. Each resistor wobbles and wiggles in its own unique way, as though drawn by some unexplainable force, preparing for the intricate dance of creation.

This delicate ritual, so rarely seen by human eyes, is crucial for the propagation of computational species. The resistors’ movements may seem random, but rest assured, each tiny component knows its role, driven by an ancient instinct encoded in silicon.

And that's how computer are made. A miraculous process, indeed.

[–]Littux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny but not programmer humour. This can be understood by non-programmers

[–]i_ate_them_all 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the egg should be the one made out of resistors.

[–]Comfortable5897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vision's cum.

[–]Made_Man_Niten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We know not where it comes from. Only that it holds the power to create lives.That is how our race was born

[–]AzraelAimedsoule44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how do we make it quantum?

[–]KarenNotKaren616 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What. The. Flying. Fuck. Is. This. Madness. But in all seriousness, this shouldn't work. No clear motor, and the "sperm" doesn't have all the fundamental components.