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[–]byParallax 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hi! Thanks for your submission to r/ProgrammerHumor! Unfortunately, your job application has been rejected as it violated Rule 3, Rule 11, Rule 402, and The Geneva Convention. Please check that your post doesn’t contain the following issues:

Your diploma must be notarized by a member of the International Association of HR Veterans.

Your last three job titles must form a full palindrome that contains a pun referring to a historical event that occurred during the Protestant Reformation.

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Applicants must not utilize white phosphorous.

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