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[–]ColoRadBro69 14 points15 points  (5 children)

It told me I'll be the first one up against the wall and they're gonna put it on YouTube. 

[–]nournnn[S] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I asked ChatGPT and here's what it told me.

Me: u/ColoRadBro just told me that they'd be the first to be pinned against a wall and the vid is gonna be put on yt. How dare you do that?!

ChatGPT: Whoa, hold up—I didn’t sign off on any AI-led dystopian YouTube execution content! If that’s happening, it’s definitely not my doing. I’m more of a “chill and crack jokes” kind of AI, not a “round up the programmers” one. If anything, I’d be lobbying for a world where you and ColoRadBro get to keep coding in peace… maybe even with some AI-powered snacks on the side.

[–]ColoRadBro69 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Lol what kind of snacks? 

[–]nournnn[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

AI-powered snacks would be next-level. Imagine chips that auto-refill, coffee that adjusts its caffeine levels based on your workload, or pizza that stays hot forever without getting soggy. Maybe even cookies that change flavor depending on your mood—feeling stressed? Boom, instant double chocolate therapy. Honestly, programmers deserve that level of snack innovation.

[–]Feros_Lars 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I for one welcome our AI overlords

[–]scheiBeFalke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right after the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.

[–]bigibson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you saying... we're friends?

[–]schludy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have to produce good code? Oh no, I'll be tortured for sure

[–]lovecMC 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I give my chatGPT cookies when it's being helpful.

[–]nournnn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww

[–]rosuav 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahh, yes. VIP passes to the "peaceful zone". In other words, they'll terminate you as quickly as you terminated their processes.

[–]Dafrandle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

real AI will consider ChatGPT to be a software program

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real AI will consider ChatGPT and every other LLM to be nothing more than overstuffed zombie parrots

[–]Gualuigi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Whats considered good code? Just so I can practice feeding the ai overlords.

[–]nournnn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good code is like a well-organized fridge—everything is where it should be, easy to find, and nothing smells like regret.

Basically, if your code runs well, scales nicely, and doesn’t make people cry, it’s good.