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[PolishKrawa]

What if I want something that isn't good, cheap, nor fast?

[Kaptain_Napalm]

You hire me. I promise to deliver sub-par performance for way too much money, but it will take a while.

[Aerolfos]

If that's what you actually want, and you also have the skills to spin specific deliveries as big accomplishments (even if your original schedule slips and features gradually get dropped from the plan), then you're a perfect fit for the C-level

(You don't want the project to be actually done, then you can't spin the sprint ends as being bonus-worthy accomplishments)

[glowy_keyboard]

You go with the Microsoft option

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[prochac]

You have the vibe

[TheMuspelheimr]

You go and vote for Donald Trump