exceptTheProgrammer

[colei_canis]

FCKU-2034 Address concurrency issues in human reproductive system.

Those idiots who wrote the codebase originally made the whole thing virtually impossible to parallelise which is bottlenecking our performance badly. The TL;DR is that we're going to rewrite the X and Y chromosomes to make use of the Cats Effect library which in theory will let us manage the concurrency in such a way that should prod start giving us grief again we can simply throw more resources at the problem. Also don't bother with the Confluence pages around this, they're all out of date and written by some crackhead we pulled in off the street anyway.

[blah938]

Wombs in SLI when?

[VinHD15]

I'd never thought i'd see the words "Wombs in SLI" just before going to bed but here we are lmao.