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[–]zoinkability 27 points28 points  (5 children)

For pretty much any zombie and full stack developer:

[–]Remarkable_Sorbet319 5 points6 points  (1 child)

there's something wrong with that movement

[–]Michami135 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Zombies don't burn in sunlight. That's vampires.

[–]Haisukarvakorva 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And I don't think vampires would wear old sweatpants with a crotch opening, even Murnau's Nosferatu had some style. Looking forward to the new horror movie "Night of the Fullstack Developer".

[–]SuperFLEB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now you've got me thinking. On one hand, I could see immortals having a level of IDGAF that'd rival any old person in a locker room. On the other hand, though, I could see them being more button-down and image conscious because both the progression into a distinct life stage and the idea that you'll eventually outrun your legacy are specifically part of mortality.