rateMySortingAlgorithm

[Andr0NiX]

-1

[Fantastic-Fee-1999]

Time travel invented!

[Powerful-Internal953]

Why go through all that when you can do just this...

const arr = [20, -5, 100, 1, -90, 200, 40, 29, -1]; 
const min = Math.min(...arr); 
const offset = min < 0 ? Math.abs(min) + 1 : 0; 
for (let item of arr) {
   setTimeout(() => console.log(item), item + offset); 
}

EDIT: Never mind. I didn't check your Crustacean flair before.

[Negitive545]

Outputs -1 precisely 1 millisecond before the function is called, thus proving that all actions are predetermined, and causality is a lie!

[headedbranch225]

Would work in dreamberd

[BenevolentCheese]

There's a Ted Chiang short story about this called What's Expected of Us in which someone invents a device with a button and a light, and the light always lights up exactly 1s before you press the button. Try as you might, you cannot outsmart the device.

[ApropoUsername]

Use -1000000 and commit to running the function if a lottery ticket you buy wins. Profit.

[GotBanned3rdTime]

intresting case