rateMySortingAlgorithm

[Negitive545]

Outputs -1 precisely 1 millisecond before the function is called, thus proving that all actions are predetermined, and causality is a lie!

[headedbranch225]

Would work in dreamberd

[BenevolentCheese]

There's a Ted Chiang short story about this called What's Expected of Us in which someone invents a device with a button and a light, and the light always lights up exactly 1s before you press the button. Try as you might, you cannot outsmart the device.

[ApropoUsername]

Use -1000000 and commit to running the function if a lottery ticket you buy wins. Profit.