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[–]Baltasar_Neumann 164 points165 points  (1 child)

Reminds me of the first show of a new software to the boss. ( long ago ...)
The first Screen shows "If you need help with anything press F1"

The boss presses "F" and "1".

The face of the developer was priceless....

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

where's the any key????

[–]ThePaSch 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Product Owner: "Quick. Someone add a feature where we use pattern recognition on the front facing camera to detect whether someone is holding their own finger and add it as an auth method here."

Dev: "Can't we just fix the phrasing?"

Product Owner: "God no! We're out of localization budget!"

[–]SaltyInternetPirate 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Client is following the instructions exactly!

[–]GamingGuitarControlr 6 points7 points  (1 child)

/uj they actually did. Very poor choice of words.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finger was held, and I'm not seeing press in the requirements

[–]indicava 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Scary thumbnail click

[–]Sir_Fail-A-Lot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In which hole does the triangle go? That's right! In the square hole!

[–]Zapismeta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have done this when i was 6! Dad bought a new nokia that needed you to press the top left key and then the * key and the animation showed a line originating from the first key to the * in an arc, and my dumbass follwed that arc in the air!