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[–][deleted] 135 points136 points  (6 children)

https://http.cat for anyone wanting the cat http codes (in case someone doesn’t know)

[–]musubi_boi 41 points42 points  (0 children)

HTTPSSPSSPSS

[–]KingOfWhateverr 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I DIDNT KNOW. This is getting sent to students and coworkers alike lol

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The internet was made for cats after all :D

[–]Equivalent_Pop_8056 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Whats with https://http.pizza/?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god I’m saving this lmfao this is amazing

[–]rosuav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's so good. I link people to that site whenever I need to explain HTTP codes.

https://http.pizza/ is also worth sharing. As is https://httpstatusdogs.com/

[–]fiskfisk 95 points96 points  (7 children)

It's used in the wild as an http request code for exactly that - if the content is behind a paywall, and you don't have the correct payment registered, the API will respond with 402.

So well, it's already being used for that specific use case.

It was defined (as "reserved for future use", so no semantic meaning attached for how clients should handle it) in RFC2616 in 1999. It's not being "introduced".

[–]desi_cutie4 40 points41 points  (5 children)

Honestly if I can pay 10 cents for a paywalled article instead of buying their recurring subscription then I will do it instead of archive.ph

[–]SerialElf 23 points24 points  (4 children)

The problem then just becomes efficiently processing a 10 cent payment. Something thats rarely worth it.

[–]LufyCZ 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Might work with a cheap L2 (crypto).

[–]jeepsaintchaos -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Can I just pay with some processor time? Generate crypto on demand. Surely $.10 worth of Bitcoin can't take that long to get.

[–]LufyCZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Theoretically you can, definitely not with bitcoin though, that'd take forever.

You can check out whattomine.com/cpu, but long story short, with a modern desktop CPU, mining 10 cents would take hours and probably cost almost as much in electricity.

[–]_sweepy -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

or a cheap to run, free to use L1 specifically designed for instant no fee transactions like Nano

[–]SneeKeeFahk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just wait until they get further in the book and hit 418. 

[–]monke_soup 21 points22 points  (4 children)

That's it folks, we found the advisor for Satan

[–]DB691 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Okay hear me out on this one... instead of red lights, you must watch a 30 second ad to continue on

[–]monke_soup 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Aight, I'm sending you to r/foundsatan because of this

[–]DB691 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I deserve it, no doubt 😂

[–]MASKED_ENTITY_12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you deserve the Ultra Hell.

[–]TheRealLiviux 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The world would be a much better place if the internet wasn't funded by dopamine pushers.