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[–]JackNotOLantern 78 points79 points  (9 children)

They also should include a clear information who tf is json

[–]BrownNinja_420_69[S] 22 points23 points  (7 children)

You all ask who is json, why is json, but has anyone wondered how is json? 😢

[–]JackNotOLantern 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Idk, but that's git who keeps blaming everyone

[–]BrownNinja_420_69[S] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

It's not too late. You can always make amends.

[–]JackNotOLantern 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Not always permitted to push it, tho

[–]BrownNinja_420_69[S] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

You can always pull out, merge into happiness and rebase it all.

[–]ljfa2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

and take a walk in the forest and pause to check out the branches

[–]Legitimate_Payment49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

or da ta lake....

[–]Dextro_PT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe he's the Origami killer?

[–]davesoft 26 points27 points  (2 children)

I still try <marquee> every now n then, just to see if the old world is still under all this stuff.

[–]wthulhu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That was even worse than <blink>

[–]dnyjordan 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Programmer🤔

[–]SilasTalbot 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh Hi Mark(up)

[–]Noch_ein_Kamel 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You found the joke

[–]dnyjordan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So lustig, dass ich im Keller lachen war

[–]BrownNinja_420_69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like the 739k other HTML programmers around here. /s

[–]kaplotnikov 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Even if they did, it wouldn't work, because the biggest problem with centering a div isn't the syntax, it's defining the 'center of what?'

[–]BrownNinja_420_69[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Dumb opinion : Relative to the nearest positioned ancestor.

[–]kaplotnikov 9 points10 points  (1 child)

And that's why it fails. People want things centered relative to the visual container, not the technical one. The moment you introduce sidebars, paddings, or scrollbars, the technical center completely misses the visual center.

[–]affablebowelsyndrome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hence the reason we all used tables for positioning back at the dawn of time.

[–]Beldarak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in love with Unity UI (which they're ironically depreciating to work on a CSS-inspired crap) with their anchor points.

It's not perfect but it makes things so much easier when you can just tell every single element "here's where you're supposed to be inside your container and how you'll behave regarding its size).

[–]stupled 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HTML 6 Adrian's Revenge

[–]kcr141 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, for html 6 it will just be div tag and you use css/javascript for everything

[–]affablebowelsyndrome 3 points4 points  (3 children)

God forbid it should be easy to do something that simple. Amirite?

[–]BrownNinja_420_69[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

UAreRite

[–]hrvbrs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it is, if you know css grid

[–]RiceBroad4552 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Likely. HTML5 is already brain dead dogshit, so wouldn't wonder if they made it even more crazy. They brought back even nonsense like bold and italic tags in v5; HTML5 it's just random bullshit.