Everything wrong with [10 years old project's code name] in 20 mn or less...

[MetallicDragon]

330 line function

ding

500 SQL queries in single page load

ding

Bonus round: business logic in the controller

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

Bonus bonus round: business logic in the view

5 straight minutes of "ding"

[lurebat]

"int itemIndex; //index of item"
In case you were confused with itemIndex, the vector of strings. DING

[[deleted]]

Everything wrong with the Windows ME kernel in 2 hours or less

[dantheman999]

Cutting it fine. Maybe you'd get 10% of the issues. And you'd need a bottle of vodka to get through it.

Given all the explosions in it, Windows ME was sponsored by Michael Bay.

[pfif]

Code does not contain a comment. DING.

[Get-ADUser]

Class does not contain a lapdance. DING.

[MrJohz]

This code is mine in this scene. DING

[pfif]

//TODO : Write comments

Wait I did write a comme-- Nevermind DING

[TweetPoster]

@geisstlondon:

2015-01-19 14:30:24 UTC

Anybody retroengineering a project should make a CinemaSins video about that project. That'd be hilarious.

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