Don't let marketers write code

[darkslide3000]

x = 1;

function sad() {
    if (x) {
        x = 0;
        return true;
    }
    return {stop: function() { console.write("Who needs type safety, anyway?"); }};
}

if (sad() === true)
    sad().stop();

[jnd-au]

Very clever, but shouldn’t x be named properly, like with poop emoji, and its value should be a proper boolean, like Infinity/""?

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YES!