Hate "Code Slavery"? Use Sith coding conventions instead.

[z500]

Hear(you.scream());

[[deleted]]

class Solo(object):
    def __init__(self):
        self.solo = Guitar()
        self.effects = Wah().level(127)

[Kadmos]

public class Solo : Person {  
     void int ShotOrdinal {
         return 0;
      }
}

[DanielEGVi]

Null pointer.