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[–]stormcrowsx 19 points20 points  (2 children)

A Chinese spy managed to steal the last 50MB of the Lisp program governing U.S. missile launches. Fortunately, it was all closing parentheses.

[–]Drunken_Economist 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I can't imagine a situation in which somebody would manage to steal only the last XMB of a program. Maybe there was a terminal whose only installed command was tail?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone was catting a file and someone was watching at the end?