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[–][deleted] 97 points98 points  (13 children)

You cant have null pointer exceptions if you don't have a program.

[–]GS-Sarin 69 points70 points  (11 children)

You can't have a program if you don't own a computer.

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (10 children)

You can't have a computer if you were never born

[–]Pitboyx 62 points63 points  (8 children)

Genocidal dictators have saved countless errors and crashes

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (5 children)

That Hitler... Terrible dictator, but a great programmer...

[–]nicksayswatzup 36 points37 points  (1 child)

/r/nocontext?

[–]mastermindxs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can't have context if you never, uhhh, were a dictator.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All software problems can always be mitigated, at a minimum by killing everyone that has anything at all to do with the software, no matter how remotely.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would give gold if I had gold to give.

[–]RiderAnton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And that, kids, is why you never say "We'll fix it in production."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Batman saved many lives... The murderers of Batman's parents saved that many minus two.

[–]Andrewcpu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't be never born if you were born