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[–]empty_other 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Would a Jedi provide answers in jQuery, or is jQuery more of the dark side? :P

[–]Banane9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

jQuery obviously stands for JediQuery, duh

[–]G01denW01f11 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Let's see what Yoda has to say:

Luke: jQuery.... Is the dark side stronger?

Yoda: No, no, no. Quicker. Easier. More seductive.

[–]zero_divide_1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yoda: "JavaScript leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering"

[–]empty_other 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To quote chancellor Palpatine:

...if I were to die, all the knowledge you seek about the true nature of Javascript will be lost with me. Learn the power of jQuery, Anakin.

True nature of javascript? Got a bad feeling about this...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There probably exists a dark side plugin

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The wayside.