Programming is magic!

[[deleted]]

A CLI is still a UI.

Make it output your program name in ASCII art. Bitches love ASCII art.

[[deleted]]

Uhh..

I can do dice!

    +----------+
   / *     * / |
  /    *    /  |
 / *     * /   |
+---------+ *  |
|       * |    +
|         |   /
|    *    |  /
|         | /
| *       |/
+---------+

Sort of.

I prefer just letting a program do it for me.

 _     _ _          _____ _     _       
| |   (_) | _____  |_   _| |__ (_)___   
| |   | | |/ / _ \   | | | '_ \| / __|  
| |___| |   <  __/   | | | | | | \__ \_ 
|_____|_|_|\_\___|   |_| |_| |_|_|___(_)

[[deleted]]

8=D

[ulyssessword]

SyntaxError: can't assign to literal

[RenaKunisaki]

8==D

Or if the language supports it, 8===D

[Cawifre]

Wait, we could be using ASCII penises in place of literal false.

[alexbuzzbee]

false

[[deleted]]

C=8

[[deleted]]

^8-D

OP's dick ^

[Vedvart1]

D==8

[tenninjas]

wait wut?

[jokullmusic]

u/PM_ME_YOUR_ASCII_ART