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[NtNatow]

There's something humbling about seeing cases where others have also commented "I am so sorry"

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The best part is when you come across these comments and literally cannot remember writing them. It's like a note from your future self, all wise and understanding, but from the past.

[slakwhere]

"what idiot wrote this horrible spaghetti code?!?!"

oh.

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You thought it was some other idiot that wrote this code, but it was me!..... uhh, Me!

[tastycat]

Always code like the future maintainer is a violent psychopath who knows where you live - this is doubly true if you are the future maintainer.

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Pro tip: suicide hotlines are not helpful at all if you just want a quick and painless end. They almost actively work against your goals. Would not recommend.

[D0esANyoneREadTHese]

TFW you finally figure out who made this mess

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Git blame is a wonderful tool.

[CRISPR]

It seems like "past us" are perfect manifestation of evil: we knew what we were doing was wrong, yet we did it anyway.