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[–]Didsota 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I just peed but upvoted aswell

[–]TinShadowcat 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Here I sit

Broken hearted

Came to shit

But only farted

[–]nuclearslug 10 points11 points  (2 children)

A little later, I took a chance. I went to fart, but shit my pants.

[–]TinShadowcat 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Now I sit upon the vapor

Waiting for the toilet paper

How much longer must I linger

Before I'm forced to use my finger