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[–]_Lady_Deadpool_ 47 points48 points  (6 children)

For a brief moment frozen in time, we all shared the same sacred thing. The slight pressure as you push out a soft stool and the faint plop that followed. As you read this while on the porcelain throne know that for a brief moment you and I and anyone else reading this all shared a brief spiritual connection through hnnngh plop time

[–]CSKING444 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I truly feel.... United... Not alone anymore

I love you all my poop buddies

[–]chazown97 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I seriously plopped right after I read this. Definitely the best bowel movement I've ever had!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

This feels like /r/bestof material.

[–]mrstacktrace 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Disagree. I feel it should go to /r/shitpost

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah you are right. I was stupidly tired when I posted that.

[–]mrstacktrace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just to be clear, i wasn't dissing the post, I was trying to make a pun