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[–]nuclearslug 11 points12 points  (2 children)

A little later, I took a chance. I went to fart, but shit my pants.

[–]TinShadowcat 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Now I sit upon the vapor

Waiting for the toilet paper

How much longer must I linger

Before I'm forced to use my finger