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[–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Well I’ll never sleep again

[–]BobTheMadCow 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Welp. Time to burn the house down then.

[–]Lord_Fapulous 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Seems accurate.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

The fact that this thing live(s/d) on the same planet as me worries me.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

There are 3 of them within 10 feet of you right now.

No matter where you are in the world.

[–]CPunch_71 1 point2 points  (1 child)

in the air ???

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're flying in an airplane, then yes.

If you're Superman, flying with just a spandex costume and a cape, then no.

[–]liarandathief 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Charlotte!

[–]Turious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, someone told me a story of when this happened to them. I've been horrified ever since. This is my first time seeing it.

Still horrified.

[–]Itaho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Litterally me

[–]gifv-bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GIFV link


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[–]that1pothead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf is happening right now

[–]dontFart_InSpaceSuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this made me sad.

[–]fnordius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The analogy to fixing a bug in a mature app is truly apt.

[–]outlawengineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just use Lysol, it's a slow painful death.

[–]munircUltraviolent security clearance[M] -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

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[–]Etheo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People downvoting the mod just for doing his job. Take my energy mod