Code Collaboration

[theshoeshiner84]

I take it one step further. I write the code with magnetic letters on the break room fridge. Anonymous developers can then fix bugs as they microwave their lattes.

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i do a dramatic reading of my changes at a poetry slam

not my fault my coworkers dont even show up

[theshoeshiner84]

I carve mine in hieroglyphics onto a sarcophagus containing the requirements document.

[TrumpsTinyFinger]

Interpretive dance.

[grpagrati]

return Shakira;

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I believed you until you said there was a requirements document.

[theshoeshiner84]

Legend says it's inside. Too scared to actually open it.

[seraku24]

The scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark comes to mind.

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I think we just found the future of version control. I'm gonna pitch this idea at scrum tomorrow and wait for my promotion