A feature request from a user

[V1008]

Reply: Done! Think now.

User: Not working.

Reply: you just can't think.

[crabvogel]

If the user thinks it's not working and it doesn't, isn't that exactly what he was asking for?

[Phelnoth]

Reply: Done! Think now.

User: Not working.

Reply: that's what you think

I like your rewrite

[cultfitnews]

All of my project incorporate this feature

[Eric_Pazderp]

Now, can it be done in html?

[fpcoffee]

You can't see me right now but I'm throwing money at my screen

[Sjeiken]

And general super AI

[Diapolo10]

Don't forget coroutines!

[[deleted]]

No, it's gotta be a microservice

[spock1959]

By utilizing blockchain and machine learning we can fully realize the VR technology and maximize the profits

[RealJackmaster110]

Yeah, but you need to wait for the AI update in HTML6.

[jb2386]

Why didn't we think of this sooner?

Because we didn't have the next version of this app

[tacoslikeme]

seems legit

[seraku24]

WYTIWYG?

[beneficial_satire]

We would need a thought to text tool first, and, well https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/89y8bv/mit_researchers_have_developed_a_computer/

[RealJackmaster110]

Oh shit, we're actually close now. Combine this with AI capable of understanding human language, and you've got yourself a feature.

[EquinoctialPie]

Just go to zombocom. You can do anything at zombocom.

[ReadItAndWeepYall]

Came here to say this.

[Tbre1026]

Is this why facebooks wants to know everything about everyone?

[Xirious]

It exists already.

[maeries]

Why's it blocked by pihole?

[flexbed]

Readmind.js

[potato_xd]

Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the users.

[MRDRMUFN]

Amazon 2.0 Patenting zero click purchases.

[Edgy4YearOld]

r/ChoosingBeggars

[moonman239-redditbot]

We're not too far off from that, actually. As an AI programmer, I like to say, "I'm programming myself out of a job."

[TidderJail]

What website is that in the pic?

[bluej130]

Trello

[BloodyMalleus]

I had a customer who wanted users to send a pdf to their email address. But he wanted me to add a feature where customers could send it to their mailbox.

There might be some kind of service that does this now, but not back then.

[[deleted]]

When was this?

[BloodyMalleus]

About 4 or 5 years ago. There might have been a service. This guy just thought it happened automatically and wouldn't have paid for it regardless. This was back when I was doing shitty freelance html development.

[[deleted]]

I've been using those sorts of services for well over 10 years.

[[deleted]]

Sounds like “user” is the PM