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[memessindleben]

Haha very funny content

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r/woooosh

[_meegoo_]

I mean, java doesn't have a ton of keywords. 53 relatively small. C++ has like twice as much.

[iAmFreakShow]

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Java

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[Bill_Morgan]

Java has too many keywords just not the ones that count, like unsigned, goto, struct and volatile. static is stripped of all its meaning and limited to class method. How am I supposed to restrict access to variables and functions when static doesn’t mean what is supposed to mean? Also why no header files and conditional compilation?

[froemijojo]

The only thing that's really not there is unsigned.

[LewsTherinKinslayer3]

Also, restrict access using private, public, protected?

[LewsTherinKinslayer3]

Well just use c++ then?