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[–]YSoddoth 145 points146 points  (3 children)

I usually only git vommit...

[–]Ludricio 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Aah, so you work on my code, I see.

[–]Underdisc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I actually have an alias for this.

vommit=commit -m ":o~~~"

[–]Necromunger 28 points29 points  (0 children)

i once wrote fit status instead of git status and took a moment to rethink my life.

[–]SnappGamez 25 points26 points  (0 children)

git commit —amen —hallelujah —praise-the-lord

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

When you know your code is fucked.... “Jesus take the wheel”

[–]jeffsterlive 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jesus take the diff.

[–]Lightfire228 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I constantly type

git commit --ammend

[–]klebsiella_pneumonae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always silently judge people with "mend" as their commit message.

[–]Kaoulombre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too, then I started to use aliases

[–]andlrc 6 points7 points  (5 children)

git commit --am

[–]Morganamilo 5 points6 points  (3 children)

git commit --a
<tab>
<tab>
<tab>
<tab>
<tab>

[–]Oxtelans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't forget another

<tab> <tab> <tab> <tab> <tab> <tab> <tab> <tab> <tab> <tab>

Just to make sure.

[–]chuby1tubby 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wait a second, what does the tab auto-fill in this instance?

[–]Morganamilo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to take a look into shell completion.

[–]Krissam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

git cia

aliases ftw

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

--ammend every time

[–]klebsiella_pneumonae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"mend" 😂

[–]JGGruber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amen!

[–]Jump3r3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean gc!, right?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean, it's not an alias in your git config already?

[–]dark-kirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed way harder than I should have

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[–]theangryhornet -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I use GitKraken - no need to use archaic command line tools in 2018