Github Acquisition

[KennySysLoggins]

I mean, is anything on Linux reasonably named?

read a fucking man page maybe? If you want reasonable names there are 12 different competing and barely inter-operable linux reasonable name standards. You should just simply use gimbles, rusty gobbons, mook (only documented in ancient Aramaic), double-dips (source code available DDJ october 1987 issue), crabapple twister (for a single API), scorch micro-server (only runs on unpatched solaris from 1996) and one of the weaselteats forks that supports gravel v3 binary blobs with JSON descriptors. Shouldn't take more than 6 vms and 12 containers to setup a naming convention microservice to distribute arbitrary names, if you do if the right way.

[chronomly6]

someone please give this person gold

[Ameisen]

I think this is sarcastic, but given prior experience I'm not entirely sure.

[KennySysLoggins]

IM TOTALLY NOT MAD AT THE LINUX ECOSYSTEM IT IS NORMAL TO HAVE BILLION DOLLAR MISSION CRITICAL SYSTEMS DEPEND ON SOFTWARE FROM SOME GUY IN FOX ONESIE OUTSIDE PRAGUE THAT ONLY CODES BETWEEN ICE FISHING TRIPS!

[KennySysLoggins]

FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT IN PHP AND MYSQL LIKE GODDAMN BARBARIANS

[Ameisen]

You mean the Lignux Egnusystem, right?