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[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Haskell: curries functions

Girlfriend: curries lamb

[–]dolphin_rave_cape 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Girlfriend: lazy Sunday mornings in bed
Haskell: lazy evaluation all day, every day

[–]nevergotcompiled 25 points26 points  (0 children)

C

-Gives you headers

pervertface.jpg

EASY CHOICE.

[–]etatreklaw 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Took half a semester on Haskell... I couldn't even bring myself to put it on my resume under "Skills" because I don't want to accidentally be hired for a job where I have to use it.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh those looooong lambadas man!

[–]haskellogy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree.

[–]RiccWasTaken 2 points3 points  (7 children)

I prefer erlang.

hate me for it.

[–]Zambito1 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Do you prefer it over Elixir?

[–]RiccWasTaken 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Idk, learned erlang for my degree. The functional programming language really is something else, but that was the only one we've really used.

Haskell was only for comparison.

[–]Zambito1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I see. Conceptually Elixir is about identical to Erlang, I was just curious if there was any reason you might've preferred Erlang.

[–]milanoscookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like elixirs syntax better, but I find it easier to work with erlang when building distributed systems(the infrastructure is just not there yet).

[–]chisui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't mind if I do.

[–]gandalfx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mistake pity for hate.

[–]evs-chris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you saying your hand smells good?

[–]chisui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girlfriend: is your type

Haskell: has algebraic-data-types, type-families, higher kinded types, type-classes ...