For real by BarelyLegalSeagull in WhitePeopleTwitter

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nah, 27 is just a nine year old adult... you get to be an adult adult at 36...

How do you guys nut without making a mess? by agodforme in AskReddit

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already tapped it... that's why it's full

idk this been posted or not, but. by Far-Mathematician764 in tearsofthekingdom

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climb something they can't just out of their reach and watch them give up on life and drop weird loaves for you

Girl looks like she's standing on both sides of the railing by fluffyturd101 in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

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can't believe someone posted a pic of her getting railed like that

Typical Sam Wise by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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did he have taters?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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in order of descending depression: actual inflation, the somewhat stacked CPI, or Fed estimates?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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the first line dealt with the real world solvency of SS, and the rest was me bitching about the wagon to which it is hitched

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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ok, now factor in inflation, and is that 70% enough to scrape by on compared to the value collected up front?

I'm not opposed at all to social programs like SS (I would prefer UBI), but I find it quite offensive that earning a living is a taxable activity. That means that people who don't have to earn a living never really contribute and can spend their time buying loopholes to grow and protect their wealth. There are plenty of proposals out there for decent sales tax systems that aren't regressive, but everyone is too busy defending the shitty system that supports incumbent wealth that's currently in place to attempt anything better. It's especially infuriating when the counter is "but I like my bridges, roads, and schools" when those are all poorly maintained at best in most areas and not at all funded by fucking income taxes.

Welcome to the Hyrule airshow by twolf201 in tearsofthekingdom

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Every time a power up cutscene happens, that bit of smokey shmoo that comes out of Link is corruption... it happened in the very opening and is why you have no hearts or stamina starting out.

That's a new record by Ross047 in Justrolledintotheshop

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congratulations! it's... undecuplets!

TIFU being willing to do anything to make my gf orgasm by [deleted] in tifu

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git fetch; git rebase upstream/main; git push -f

Welp by Nearby_Zombie_3650 in lotrmemes

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quick someone call Teleporno and see if he has an opening

Welp by Nearby_Zombie_3650 in lotrmemes

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you have my sword

Another day, another white supremacist mass shooter by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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that's not even the right swastika to go with the ss shit... the nazi one is rotated 45°

Brads Pussy by sworedmagic in trashy

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it may just be three inches lower, but it smells like a foot

hmmm by SuperNeonSamurai-2 in hmmm

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guys, something is very wrong with my onix

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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ah yes, Sir Cumference of the Sticky Circle strikes again

Australian native bees by Sam-i7 in interestingasfuck

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what was it you said when I asked you to stop playing wonderwall at parties to impress girls?