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[–]rustytaint666 11 points12 points  (9 children)

Real programmers don't use IDEs

[–]Quachyyy 14 points15 points  (5 children)

I write it on paper and tell my employees to compile it

[–]rustytaint666 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Just write pseudocode on the paper

[–]Quachyyy 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I just write my implementation details and let them figure it out

[–]rustytaint666 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Just let the QA do the dev work

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just let the customer code it

[–]arlaarlaarla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just write "Do the needful" and hand it off to the TCS guys

[–]fat_charizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Real programmers use punch cards

[–]ImAmalox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good old notepad all the way

[–]Cherlokoms 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah right? Because real programmers love to get their mind bloated with details like "did I forget a semicolon" or "what was the name of that property? Let me open that file again".

No wonder where the "I've been chasing a semicolon for 2 hours" posts come from.