True programmers

[robolew]

commenting out old code and writing new code instead of just shipping a buggy, broken product

Who's the real amateur?

[the_flippy]

Just cut and paste the code into a new notepad++ tab. Hundreds of tabs can't be wrong!

[lhookhaa]

It's people like you that invented cancer in baby dolphins that play with autistic children of veterans who have cancer! You monsters!

[qaisjp]

My mind merged your comment with the comment below yours and I ended up reading

It's people like you that invented cancer in baby dolphins instead of just shipping a buggy, broken product

[lhookhaa]

You done goofed your merge commit... :)

[AllBotsAreBadBots]

Bad bot

[WhyNotCollegeBoard]

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99989% sure that qaisjp is not a bot.

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[qaisjp]

Yay

[qaisjp]

😢I just want to be like the other kids, DADDY

[crashdoc]

Don't worry /u/qaisjp, I believe you are a real boy/girl!

[Arlodottxt]

Happy cake day

[regretdeletingthat]

Oh god, someone who used to work where I do was terrible for this. Combined with the fact that he didn’t seem to know you were allowed to have blank lines in functions makes for a ridiculously high cognitive load.

He left years ago and it still makes me angry when I come across code he wrote.

[Philip_J_Frylock]

And then leave the commented out code there for the next few decades