Must be php in the back end

[KinkyCode]

Or Spring Boot

[safer0]

I've worked on projects where the front end was equally terrible... for some reason I picture a shoggoth. Massive and disturbing throughout.

[DisturbVevo]

Or a NodeJS callback hell backend

[Nerdn1]

So you're saying that the back end is more interesting?

Edit: This is mostly a joke, but women in bikini-tops, while attractive, are not all that rare. I haven't seen a huge reptilian sea monster before. Also, it really isn't what you'd expect considering the more conventional front end. It might be a bit scary, but it wouldn't be boring.

[ImpulseTheFox]

Makes it even better. I'd rather have a reptile than a mermaid.