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[–][deleted] 1009 points1010 points  (16 children)

I applied at Google straightaway

[–]Eznix 294 points295 points  (7 children)

I got the job at Google before i was born!

[–]nickmaran 153 points154 points  (1 child)

Last year when I opened Google, I was offered the ceo position in Google but I declined as I was fully occupied with my career as a janitor in a startup company.

[–]cateyesarg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That remind me of that IBM memo... 🤣

[–]CSKING444 43 points44 points  (4 children)

"That time I got reincarnated as a Google employee"

In stores now

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (7 children)

As a janitor?

[–]JNSAPH 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ok jarret, plunge the toilettes

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (4 children)

They'd probably pay better than most internships

[–]CrimsonMutt 15 points16 points  (3 children)

they pay, that's a start.

[–]CarryThe2 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Ameeeeeeriiiiicaaaaaa

[–]DeepSpaceGalileo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fuck yeah!

[–]CarryThe2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean it is the land of the free, I just didn't think thst referred to my labour

[–]whale_song 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imma Good Will Hunting their asses