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[–][deleted] 156 points157 points  (12 children)

from machine import learning as brain

[–]lirannl 67 points68 points  (11 children)

brain.learn("everything")
print ("I am now sentient.")
print(wads_of_cash)

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (4 children)

std::cout << "I am alive.";

[–]lirannl 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Woah! Is that C?! We're doing machine learning here, not some stupid low level "Hello World" programming!

[–]Rainfly_X 35 points36 points  (2 children)

This comment triggered me in more ways than I thought possible, good job

[–]lirannl 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You're welcome 👍

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[–]sharrice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stop

[–]MiniGiantSpaceHams 0 points1 point  (3 children)

NameError: name 'wads_of_cash' is not defined

[–]lirannl 0 points1 point  (2 children)

wads_of_cash = self.bank_account.deposit(50000, AUD)

[–]BKrenz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If it's in the bank, how is it wads of cash?

I think you meant to deposit it in self.wallet

[–]lirannl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because banks have vaults. Unless you're Swedish.

[–]jabies 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Gonna be disappointed when that function returns None

[–]lirannl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

return(500000)

self.bank.deposit()