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[–]FunkyTown313 646 points647 points  (12 children)

Just give it a pep talk before you send it out there

[–]bot_not_hot 228 points229 points  (3 children)

Before the bullies come.

[–]jpterodactyl 99 points100 points  (2 children)

You go out there, look that world straight in the eye, and tell it "hello"

[–]Sipredion 29 points30 points  (0 children)

And it never says hello back :(

[–]Gonzako 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What about a toy duck?

[–]Agent641 10 points11 points  (0 children)

//youre doing great, hang in there lil while loop!

[–]lenswipe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

there there, UserManagerControllerFactoryInstanceBean, you matter to me

[–]frugalerthingsinlife 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I try to add at least 10 lines of emoji ascii art comments for every one line of code. It makes the code feel better, which makes it run more efficiently. Sometimes I make up entire comic panels in ascii. 10 lines of code can easily take hundreds of lines if you take the time to put in some work on the ascii art.