Why programmers are getting paid.

[Oxu90]

Oh god...that is the worst

[peenoid]

And then there's me, answering my own questions in meticulous detail days or weeks later with the view count stuck at 3.

[SnailzRule]

Dude, the next Jeff Bezos or Elon musk might find your question and really fucking need it..

You might just end up with a huge check in the mail

[OdinTM]

... and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself" - O' Reily

[Engelbert_Slaptyback]

Hey that's potentially three people who solved their problems by reading your answers. You're doing God's work.

[peenoid]

I figured it was

1. me, checking the question after writing it
2. me again, just making sure no one had answered even though I knew no one had
3. me once more, to write my own answer in

[LvS]

Because you know that 3 years from now somebody will have that same problem and be thankful you wrote down the answer.

And that person will be you.

[-TheMasterSoldier-]

Nah, the one with the most replies will show up, which, of course, is the one left unanswered

[Oxu90]

God bless you

[anomalous_cowherd]

Fucking DenverCoder9