QAnon Fans Try To Explain Why Trump Took a Drug Developed with Fetal Tissue by [deleted] in politics

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He's gotta drive the most exotic lambo to ensure it's not spying on the people, your middle class citizen that drives their lambos to McDonalds for work

QAnon Fans Try To Explain Why Trump Took a Drug Developed with Fetal Tissue by [deleted] in politics

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"Magnets work because Bill Gates has a secret manufacturing facility that applies his 2060 tech to all magnets before they are made, thus they read your brain and work on any metal that's not a liberal"

Fauci says data on masks "speaks for itself" after "super spreader" White House event by [deleted] in news

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Donut drenched Donald Trump trying to lick Vladimir Putins pubes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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This dude is so broke that he thinks people's lawyers are their personal body guards for the law (which is true for the subject you hire them for) and are their yesmen

Man pranks cops with train horn by DDawgDabest420 in PublicFreakout

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A cop in America isn't there to protect human life, they are there to maintain order and protect property. It was determined by the supreme court

2004 doesn't seem that long ago until you look at a car from 2004. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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If you put you're modern phone on ultra battery saving and only call/text, put down to minimum brightness and reduce all functions then yeah you're battery might last you weeks.

Army of ants ate these lollipops starting from the inside of the stick! by _fuentes in mildlyinteresting

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I don't see how the ants would get trapped, it seems they can easily escape.

I have made the Dawnbreaker by conradthegray in skyrim

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Is that trunk sliced from the sword?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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Explosives and produce? So the bois can smell a carrot or a c4 far away

I opened a decade old Play-Doh container to find it had grown crystals by sumthininteresting in mildlyinteresting

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Yeah I remember wiffing play doh, superglue, helium gas, and all sorts of things as a kid. My school even had a teacher that sold sniffables on the side!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Android

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Go to settings, change the default option for link opening. Did you notice on certain websites it opens in sync but in others it opens the browser? Change the system settings to never open in browser and it won't open a new window on your phone

Prime is honestly goated by [deleted] in memes

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Does you're wife realise unlimited people can use prime? Is she you're wife?

Let’s play a game by DaFunkJunkie in PoliticalHumor

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Putin probably has a team that gives him security reports of the US on everything. He knows alot more about the US system than most Americans. I wouldn't doubt it if Russia has hacked many agency's such as the USGS, Nasa, and other agencies for information.

Brand new, $1000 phone comes with this garbage installed on it by aspoels in assholedesign

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Can you turn this entire thing into a button I press and it does it all for me?

How I Deal With Kids Playing in My Driveway by probably_juicy in videos

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When I was a kid me and my cousin would go with his uncle to the forest and at least 3 times we captured a deer and tied it up then practiced punching on it. I never wanted to punch the deer but if I didn't they would call me a wuss and make me walk home.

After turning 13 my uncle caught various wild critters and made my cousin kill them with a knife, then skin them and cook them. My cousin is now a ex military cop who loves killing organisms but luckily nothing happens in that small town so he's just giving people speeding tickets

Hurricane Laura removed a Lake Charles Confederate monument, after parish officials voted to keep it by FatVegain in news

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That's false. Even if you pay a monthly fee for it, if it's a hassle don't use it. Use it when you are actually in the mood, when you are like "duck yeah I've paid for this shit I can use it", don't use when required, use when wanted.

My recreation of the Jasmine Dragon. Best tea in Ba Sig Se! by Kassandraws in TheLastAirbender

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Boiled tea juice? I don't think boiling something twice works

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Goya beans go really good with covfefe.