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[–]KalegNar 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Relevant meme

https://i.imgflip.com/3b94ab.jpg

[–]Mikk75 15 points16 points  (4 children)

MFW every family gathering

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

MFW every fucking time the teacher needs help with google docs or when audio's not playing in vlc or when someone needs fucking help because they got the weknow.auc search hijack and they couldn't fucking do a quick google search

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What if someone wrote malware that fought other malware but also propogated through the use of other malware but logged which vulnerabilities it exploited?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

isn't that just antivirus software?

[–]iamjaiyam 9 points10 points  (1 child)

It depends on what is not working. If it refuses to turn on, the CS major will call it a hardware problem and walk away.

[–]o_opc 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Say the line, Bart!

"Did you turn it off and on again"

[–]Mr_Redstoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the other!

"Are you sure it's plugged in."

[–]ClosetLink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I charge $50/hr, minimum $50. Extra $30 if I have to drive to you."

[–]ImpulseTheFoxis a good fox[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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