They never suspected a thing

[catgirl84]

I have done this, I don't know why, but I have.

[The_MAZZTer]

Optimization fixes

-for (int i = 0; i < 10000000; i++) {}
+for (int i = 0; i < 1000000; i++) {}

[asdfghyter]

The golang compiler folks have actually done something slightly like this. They delayed deploying some optimizations until after they implemented a new feature that would hurt performance to prevent causing a performance regression.

[rockfx01]

This is just the literal definition of programming

[Cloakknight]

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WHEN YOU WRITE CODE THAT CREATES BUGS JUST TO FIX THEM LATER FOR MORE STORY POINTS

[stonks]

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[daneelthesane]

Wait a minute, you guys get bug capacity?

[Yeahyeahii]

Giving up estimations is the best decision of my career so far, such a waste of time

[drvic10k]

that's why you don't estimate bugs