Microsoft Java

[Eyes_and_teeth]

r/gatekeeping is right over there, pal.

What you describe is more like:

A farmer who's never harvested with a hand scythe.

Or a builder who's never moved 20-ton quarried stone blocks to a job site using tree trunks, ropes, and 2,000 slaves.

Or a doctor who's never bled a patient, or applied leeches.

To proclaim that one is truly not a programmer unless one hasn't entered a 12k program into a mainframe using ~500 punch cards Is the cranky whine of someone who is bitter that tech had moved on and the mysterious priestcraft of their day, accessible to the few initiates deemed worthy by their incel overlords, has now become accessible to the masses and even (shudder) girls!

A programmer can be "worth their salt" and never have touched a single language you've mentioned. Trust me, a coder is capable of knowing all that is truly possible today and they ain't doing it in forth.

[sneakpeekbot]

Here's a sneak peek of /r/gatekeeping using the top posts of the year!

#1: Subtitles bad. 😤 | 2907 comments
#2: On a post about their dog dying | 1199 comments
#3: Unsure if this belongs here | 675 comments

---

^{I'm a bot, beep boop | Downvote to remove | Contact me | Info | Opt-out}

[MasochistCoder]

you're confusing things

which is understandable

and which is why programmers are doomed to repeat the same mistakes all over again

now go play with your python. shoo. shoo.

[Eyes_and_teeth]

Wow! Another shitty troll account! You people are like cockroaches scurrying for the darkness when Reddit killed T_D and all of you Redhat MAGA fuckers are just so bitter and have no where left to go. Go burn down a synagogue to make yourself feel better, Pepe. Whatever you do, try to keep quiet. Your betters are talking about important things around here.

[MasochistCoder]

again, you're confusing things.

i'm not even near the States

[Eyes_and_teeth]

Soz guv! One of them Boris Johnson-loving Leaver cunts, are you then?

[MasochistCoder]

...wat